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5Feb/100

God’s Naming Committee – part 1

Here's a sketch about how there's lots of names for things and sometimes those names sounds really great, and sometimes they sound - well a bit daft. We wondered if this inconsistent nomenclature was the product of this planet's greatest producer of Daft Decisions - a committee.

Ok we were pretty fucking bored when we wrote it. But hey! Boredom is the mother of invention. Innit?

Jesus wept, that's pretty sodding awful Dave.

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