Pundits stating the bleeding obvious
Sports pundits - especially football pundits - are absolutely brilliant. Worth every of the many pennies they're paid to not play games or manage teams like proper employees of the industry, they lounge around nicely heated studio boxes with the best seats in the house and sport an exciting variety of black ties, as if they were in group mourning for the loss of a proper job. What's great about pundits though is their ability to state the bleeding obvious. It's as if every time they open their uneducated mouths they have just said something so profound about the nature of the beautiful game that time and space literally stands still and gawps at the enormity of their thinking. As this sketch shows.
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