14Apr/102
How Inappropriate’s Election Guide to the Big Ones
We know now that the majority of you consider How Inappropriate to be your most reliable source of information in this crazy world in which we live. We're very proud of that fact but also consider it a great responsibility. This week we intend to give you all the info you'll ever need about the 3 major British political parties in order to better prepare you for when you can't be bothered getting off your fat arses to go and vote. Without further ado we give you mainstream British politics in a nutshell.
 Gordon Brown |  Key Policies: 1. Cut public services to reduce deficit. 2. Regulate banks to ensure conditions that created deficit do not arise again - but only a bit. 3. Encourage economic recovery through raising stamp duty threshold and supporting first-time house buyers. 4. Securing The Future. 5. Bringing Honesty back to Politics. 6. Changing a Fairer Britain. 7. Fair, honest, future, change, future futurey, changey change, fairy fairer. 8. Um ... 9. Er ... 10. Approve a new Heathrow runway. In the event of a Hung Parliament: > Will get into bed with Lib Dems. |
 David Cameron |  Key Policies: 1. Cut public services to reduce deficit. 2. Regulate banks to ensure conditions that created deficit do not arise again - but only a bit. 3. Encourage economic recovery through raising stamp duty threshold and supporting first-time house buyers. 4. Building A Bigger Britain. 5. Power to the People. 6. Real Change For an Honest Society. 7. Fair, honest, future, change, future futurey, changey change, fairy fairer. 8. Um ... 9. Er ... 10. Approve a new Wind Power station. In the event of a Hung Parliament: > Will get into bed with anyone. |
 Nick Clegg |  Key Policies: 1. Cut public services to reduce deficit. 2. Regulate banks to ensure conditions that created deficit do not arise again - but only a bit. 3. Encourage economic recovery through raising stamp duty threshold and supporting first-time house buyers. 4. Hardwiring A Powerful Future. 5. Securing Honest Change. 6. Mild Green Fairer Liquid. 7. Fair, honest, future, change, future futurey, changey change, fairy fairer. 8. Um ... 9. Er ... 10. Reject a new Trident system. In the event of a Hung Parliament: > Will collectively jizz in party pants. |