3Mar/100
Rude Thought for the Day

Unq. Rev'd Ernest T Spatchcock in da mo'fo house
Hi-de-ho Jesus people, and it really is the Good News from Empire FM this week as we announce the joyous return of Ernest T Spatchock from the Bahamas, where he has been ministering to his tender (and we do mean under-age) flock of wayward souls. Today the Vicar of St Brendas has a homely homily for all you filthy perverts on the very real subject of marriage. Apparently it's a good thing.