The Bisto Roast Part 1 « How Inappr*priate

9Mar/100

The Bisto Roast Part 1

Word up, cunts. Baxter "Bisto" Bistock here, and let's make it snappy. The economy, eh? What's that all about? Apparently, the official national debt is set to pass the trillion mark this month. Blimey! Why don't we just borrow another trillion and invest it in the space programme, so we can stick all that debt in a space rocket, and send it off to MARS, then we can all skip around the planet like HAPPY LITTLE TROLLS. No we can't fucking do that you complete moron, you know absolutely jack about the mother-rimming economy, and neither does anyone else - including, it seems, the 'economics' correspondent on my show, The Bisto Roast, Frank O'Filler. The clueless Irish cunt.

FOR THE LAST MINGE-SLAPPING TIME, FRANK, TELL ME WHAT QUANTITIVE EASING MEANS FOR THE CITY

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