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		<title>There was a what??</title>
		<description><![CDATA[**NEWS FLASH**
This surprised us as much as anyone, and you’re not going to believe it, but apparently there was an ELECTION LAST WEEK!! I know!! When the hell did that happen? You’d think they could have mentioned it on the telly or something wouldn’t you? Anyway, long story short, the Tories are in power again [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.howinappropriate.co.uk/?p=1337</link>
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		<title>Election Fever Hits Twatt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, this fine and noble country is gripped by election madness. Everywhere you go, otherwise sanguine and unflappable citizens who in other times would appear unconcerned by a small invasion of Martians or an outbreak of the plague, are running around like crazed fools, sweating the small stuff over the likelihood of a hung parliament [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.howinappropriate.co.uk/?p=1331</link>
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		<title>How Inappropriate&#8217;s Election Guide to the Big Ones</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We know now that the majority of you consider How Inappropriate to be your most reliable source of information in this crazy world in which we live. We're very proud of that fact but also consider it a great responsibility. This week we intend to give you all the info you'll ever need about the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.howinappropriate.co.uk/?p=1303</link>
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		<title>God&#8217;s Naming Committee reconvene</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A while ago, we published our unique take on a slightly odd concept - what a committee meeting convened by the Great Creator on the seventh day to give names to all the things he had created - would sound like. Bear with us, it's not quite as dull as we're now making it sound. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.howinappropriate.co.uk/?p=1296</link>
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		<title>A Change is Gonna Come in Twatt. Are you ready punk?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So finally, the election date has officially been announced. Yes readers, May 6 is the day that Twatt gets to throw the hatchet-faced Madge Vaj out by voting for the only candidate for real change - me, Stewart Silverspoon MP. Well, bring it on. Obviously I have been working for a fresher South West from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.howinappropriate.co.uk/?p=1278</link>
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		<title>Introducing The Commander &#8211; Part 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This week, we are very proud to bring you the very first thing Bransby and Jovian ever wrote together, way back in 2007. It's mainly concerned with what the head of an evil underworld agency - hell-bent on world domination - might sound like if he were channelling Leslie Phillips ("Hello ... ding dong!" etc) [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.howinappropriate.co.uk/?p=1265</link>
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		<title>We are all in this together &#8211; but some more so than others.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here at How Inappropriate we like nothing more than a legendary bit of oration. Few modern speakers come close to the man we present to you today. As a Parliamentarian he is up there with Winston Churchill and Aneurin Bevan; ladies and gentlemen we give you the Shadow Chancellor - George Osborne at the Autumn [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.howinappropriate.co.uk/?p=1247</link>
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		<title>Spatchcock ready for a grilling over chorister claims</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello again listeners, Ernest T Spatchcock servicing you once more, and it is a very uncomfortable one isn't it? As you may be aware, St Brenda's - an oasis of spiritual calm in this flesh-obsessed modern world of ours - has been dragged into the horrendous row which has embroiled the Catholic Church of late. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.howinappropriate.co.uk/?p=1231</link>
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		<title>Born and raised in Fingeringhoe, him &#8211; Useless Directions Man, Part 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, everyone's favourite directions-provider is back [Ed: If you weren't aware of his staggering contribution to the knowledge economy, check out the first instalment here]. This time, he's directing another unwitting out-of-towner to the church hall. How hard can that be? 
Landmarks like that can be very deceptive ...
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		<link>http://www.howinappropriate.co.uk/?p=1223</link>
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		<title>The Bisto Roast Part 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Word up, cunts. Baxter "Bisto" Bistock here, and let's make it snappy. The economy, eh? What's that all about? Apparently, the official national debt is set to pass the trillion mark this month. Blimey! Why don't we just borrow another trillion and invest it in the space programme, so we can stick all that debt [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.howinappropriate.co.uk/?p=1024</link>
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