Up and at ‘em England! Parte Trois
[Ed: Get up to speed with the previous episodes of Empire FM's breakfast show here.]
Welcome back to another slice of Up and at 'em England! where Patrick Creeper and Stephanie Slapwell are tackling the big issues of the day (lottery winners, some stuff about the economy, Cillit Bang) until Martin Hammertime turns up with another cutting-edge report and bangs on for ages about life as a sick goat in a Sudanese shanty town. Way to bum everyone out at brekkie Mart!
So, what's the beef Martin?
Up and at ‘em England! Part the second
It's been literally months since we posted the first in an epic series of breakfast show broadcasts from Empire FM, so you might want to re-introduce yourself to two of radio's most charmless personalities, Patrick Creeper and Stephanie Slapwell, before listening to the current clip, in which our gallant front-line reporter, Martin "Can't touch this" Hammertime, gets blown to kingdom twat by a massive earthquake. Whatever, let's go to the weather.
does a seismologist collect stamps or bells?
Up and at ‘em England – It’s Hammertime!
It's two minutes to quarter to eight!
Empire FM is a traditionally British radio station for traditionally British people. And by that we mean racists, bigots, chavs, Boris Johnson and Daily Mail readers. Their approach to breakfast news, like all their output, is to tackle the difficult, controversial issues of the day, refusing to shy away from the truth, no matter how offensive. So if a dog's home in Bournemouth has just taken in a yodelling St. Bernard, Up and at 'em England will be reporting live from the frontline.