Gaywood Mental Health Trust Radio – literally crazy drivetime programming! Well, not literally, obviously.
[Ed - hop on over to Gaywood Hospital's Mental Health page to remind yourself of all the pre-medicated wackiness so far...]
Yes, Jukebox Jim is back on Drivetime, broadcasting to all those wonderful, if somewhat delirious patients of Ward E, Gaywood PCT, and once again, he's reminding his listeners FOR GOD'S SAKE TO KEEP TAKING THE MEDICATION.
Here's Kylie!
Gaywood Mental Health Trust Radio – back in your ears
You may want to remind yourself of the insanity of delivering an 80s/90s popular drive-time show to a mental health ward, before you tune in to this broadcast of Gaywood PCT's most popular hospital radio show, Clinical Classix. On the other hand, you might as well not, because it still won't make any sense.
Jukebox Jim is still on the line!!
Gaywood Mental Health Trust Fabulous Fun Day!!
This Saturday at the Gaywood Mental Health Trust and all affiliated mental health facilities we’re going to be holding a wacky, fabulous, fun day! Our resident turner of the wheels of steel, Jukebox Jim has been arranging it, and you may have seen the programme of events that Jim sent out earlier in the week. Please see below a revised programme of events, unfortunately Jim didn’t have time to run the programme by our medical advisory board before sending them out, now that they’ve seen it, some slight changes have been made.
Gaywood Mental Health Trust Programme of Events!!
10.00 Gather in the courtyard,- don't forget to wear your wackiest costumes!!
10.30 After medication, assemble quietly in the courtyard, wear nothing alarming.
11.00 The Wacky Warm Up! I'll be playing all your favourite tunes for you to get down and boogy to!
11.00 Tai Chi lead by Dr. Rogers
12.00 Stupid Sports!! Egg and Spoon races, sack races, 3-legged races,- you name it, we'll give it a go, prizes for those who are the most fun!!
12.00 Non-competetive, light, physical activities. Egg and spoon races to be replaced with non-competetive plastic spoon walkings. Absolutely no physical restraints will be used, unless required by law for the individual patient.
13.00 Crazy jelly and ice-cream lunch!! The messier the better!!
13.00 Patients will return to their respective dining rooms to ensure routine is not disrupted. Additional medication may be administered to any showing visible signs of distress as a result of all the fun.
14.00 Those not feeling too sick after all the ice cream can take part in our Kerrazy Talent Show!! Fancy yourself as the next Britney Spears? Got moves like Michael Jackson? Well show us what you got! Best singer will be invited onto Jukebox Jim's next live show!!
14.00 Quiet time with optional group therapy sessions. Under no circumstances will anyone claiming to be Britney Spears or Michael Jackson be permitted to utilise the Health Trust broadcast system.
15.00 Party Games!! Pin the tail on the donkey, pass the parcel, musical chairs, you name it, we'll give it a go!! Prizes, prizes, prizes!!
15.00 Those patients not on a secure ward, geriatric ward, juvenile ward or those experiencing only mild anxiety disorders will be able to take part in a non-judgemental, non-competetive small group session of pin the tail on the donkey. No pins may be used. No prizes will be issued.
18:00 After dinner, we're gonna Disco til Dawn!! I'll be playing all your old favourites as well as all the latest dance floor fillers, so come armed with plenty of requests as we just wanna dance the night away!!
18:00 Secondary medication time followed by television (BBC1 only) or sleep if preferred. Any patients armed with anything will be immediately confined to the secure ward.
We hope this clears up any confusion about the forthcoming Fabulous Fun Day, and we look forward to seeing you there, if you are able to attend. Any patients experiencing any anxiety about the forthcoming Fabulous Fun Day should notify their doctor.
Juveline Ward Colouring Competition
Jukebox Jim also organised a colouring competition recently for patients on the juvenile ward. This is the picture they were presented with:
Get Kolouring Kidz!!
And here is the winner
From Sam Towland (age 13)
Gaywood Mental Health Trust – Hospital Radio
Hospital radio has a very valuable role to play in our society. I know, I was once a hospital radio DJ and spent many hours fielding calls, advising people on their ailments and what prescribed medicines they needn't bother taking. It got me to thinking, what if you were to do a radio phone-in show in a hospital for the mentally fragile? Furthermore, because here at How Inappropriate we think sensitivity is something that happens to your teeth, we wrote a hilarious sketch about it.